exam fever

Didn't go to school today. Stayed at home to revise for my coming exams. Coming exams means the first paper's on next Friday. As much as i try, i can't seem to get an efficiency of at least 50%, where

Efficiency = Output / Input = Stuff i tried recalling in (x+t) secs / Stuff i tried to memorise in x secs

Put it this way: I'm just plain STUPID.
We read and heard stories of how some hardworking guy finally got his rewards after throngs of hard work and perspiration. But we soon realised that the amount of time he took to achieve his goal was also, duh, "quite" long. Well, his only consolation was that he finally managed to obtain what he wanted. His only consolation...

Hardworking but Stupid Man: Hey, Lazy but Clever Man, i've finally mastered the 3rd level of my "Palm of Rulai"!!!!
(here upon we abbreviate: HS and LC for Hardworking but Stupid and Lazy but Clever respectively)
LC: Oh really, congrats....
HS: Got to tell you man...Boy, it was one BIG achievement.
LC: Really, haha...If you think so....
HS: I worked really hard for the past three years. Day after day i contemplated...My perspiration could have made the Yellow River drown in shame i tell you...
LC: Yeah, right....
HS: And finally, finally....So, how's your training LC?
LC: Quite okay i guess...
HS: Come on, put in more hard work like me and you will succeed.
LC: Haha, yeah THANKS...
HS: So, which level have you mastered till?
LC: 13th..
HS: ..............

So you see, being hardworking when one is stupid can be self-defeating.

As corny (not horny) as it might seem, before i end my entry tonight, i'll like to thank anyone who's reading this. I really appreciate your very efforts in spending your precious time reading my articles. Hey, i'm just tryin' to be nice k?