Wednesday, August 31, 2005

they should be burned in hell

Don't litterbugs just pisses you off? Well, at least they DO spoil MY day. I can't help but wonder if the government's going soft on people who litter. Maybe she realises that people can somehow afford the fines thrown at them, and has thus given up on "catching" them. My opinion. These pests should be thrown to prison! Or caned! Corrective Work Orders don't deter these people. It might have been like an opportunity to meet fellow litterbuggers while serving CWOs.

Litterbugger 1: (Sweeping the ground) Hello!
Litterbugger 2: (Picking up thrash) Hi!
*Henceforth we breviate LB1 and LB2 correspondingly.
LB1: My name's C**khead.
LB2: Mine's D**khead.
LB1: So, what happened?
LB2: Didn't know where to dump my fag....
LB1: My sweet wrapper dropped.
LB1 and LB2: (Laughing wholeheartedly)
LB2: Dinner afterwards?
LB1: ON ah!
LB2: Stupid....Timewasting CWO....
LB1: Yah....
LB2: Inspector come liao.....Wayang a bit....

Just yesterday, i was in bus 105 and this young couple sat in front of me. They appeared educated. SPOKE very PROPER English. And when they left, they forgot their Ice Mountain mineral water bottle which was placed in a blue plastic carrier.
I swore i had the very intention to call the police for detecting a suspicious BLUE plastic carrier containing a bottle left behind by someone sitting in front of me. I might even be proclaimed a national hero for my vigilance.

People should stop complaining about the standard of English langauge here. So what if you spoke perfect English? A proper-english-speaking-litterbug?

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